Best Dumb Trainer (prefer Quiet)

If you can set aside ‘quiet’… the Lemond Revolution is, imo, the best ‘training’ trainer I’ve used to date.

The Elite Kura/Turno I guess would be close… ish.

I see Chad mentioned the Halcyon… maybe. If you have a spare wheel to stick their anchors into. I feel like I backed over their puppy with my take on it as a ‘smart trainer’… but it is what it is.