Cycling Memes and Jokes


Anyone feeling lean and light after the holidays’ “reverse crash diet”?

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:man_facepalming:

I made it less than 24 hours. I ordered tire inserts and new race shoes. I also scheduled my bike for shock and fork maintenance.

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Do tools count? Otherwise, I’ve made it one day so far. Getting close to my record!

Thought of this after seeing the thread on Phil Gaimon’s 11 new rules:

from Imgflip Meme Generator

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Most of that list is okay, a few are excellent, but if anyone sends me a voice-mail instead of text (because it “sounds like a mini podcast”?!), they’re dead to me.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CYRbGelOnW3/

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But loook at the dropper :wink:

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And the geo!

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And to think MTB predates cyclocross… being 70 or so years senior don’t really count

Jokes, folks… dis all be jokes… reality ain’t da matter :stuck_out_tongue:

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I can so relate to that… Especially the 2hr long workouts… Kids create WWIII without supervision for that long… :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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If you have a stash of RAT’s in Australia right now you can easily swap them for a new bike.

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Seems, I dunno, risky in several ways… On the plus side, it’s tubeless and no sealant is required (at least for the wheels)…

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