Cycling Memes and Jokes

This meme immidiately made me think of an earlier podcast (forgot the episode), where @Jonathan pronounced croissant just like the french would:-)

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For a second I thought that was another Nate Instagram post.

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Can you air-fry croissants?

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All I can picture is the wedding scene from Princess Bride. “Can you ahw fwy quahssaunts”?

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The whole world’s supply isn’t on that boat. I hoarded about three to five years’ worth for my 10 and 11 sp fleet in my toolbox back in 2019.

I wonder if they’d tried going fat and tubeless, they might get enough float to stay on top of the sandy bottom.

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Fat Bike transportation, that’s outside the box thinking

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We need more fat bike memes around here. Especially if they are going to save the global transportation and bike shortage issues in the industry

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I’m not even sure how to say croissant in an English accent.

Why would you want to?

Croy-Saint?

Once you’ve learned a language you can’t unlearn it. :man_shrugging:t2::fr:

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“cro-sont” in murican English, but the “o” in “cro” is more of a shwa (ə) than a real “oh” sound.

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One of my favourite pieces of news last year. New meme template?

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Trailing consonants are somewhat silent in French - bagette => bag-et but trebuchet => tre-boosh-ay so I’ve always pronounced it something like “kwasohn” with the “n” a curious nasal or aspirate sound rather than a hard “n” as in “can”.

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I really didn’t expect to see the great Peter Cook on an American cycling forum! :rofl:

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A good time to practise the ‘ohn’ noise is the last minute of a six minute interval at 105% ftp

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The only times I hear Americans approximating the French pronunciation are when they’re either making a joke, or about to be the butt of a joke :laughing:

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Spent far too much time on this.

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This is the correct way to order a croissant: Flight of the Conchords Ep 8 'Foux Da Fa Fa' - YouTube

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I see your good-faith explanation and raise you a CollegeHumor:

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Between the Conchords and CollegeHumor, one should not be laughing this much at 530am. :rofl:

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So…this would be a bad time to add some 90s Jimmy Smits?

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