Cycling Memes and Jokes

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“I think he could save a few grams with lighter grips”

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Steel is Real… (rusty)

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Need to upgrade to some carbon cranks

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Can I get away with 105 pedals or should I go Dura Ace for the weight savings?

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I think I will upgrade to CF wheels and DA groupset… that should save a few grams.

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No belt drive?

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This past weekend, I rode the Bourbon Country Burn in Lexington, KY. On one of the decent climbs, as I was about to crest the top, there was a group of riders resting on the side of the road. I’m riding my Cérvelo C3 and a guy from that group yells out, “Look, he’s riding an é bike — it’s a Cérvelo”. I groaned defensively, as the work was all my own.

I later came across two women riding road Cérvelos. They agreed with me: team Cérvelo must stand together to fight this disinformation!

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It needs a better lock!

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“Still lighter than an e-bike.”

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Ceramic headset bearings FTW, too

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It’s not a meme but this seems a suitable place for this.

If I could look a tenth as good on the bike I’d be set for life, I wouldn’t even want to go fast, just to look that damn good.

White sockets, brim up casquette, wonderful souplesse chefs kiss!

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Good song choice too.

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Zdeněk Rêbar’s new bike.

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Scheming for next season. If I’m going to place last anyway, might as well finish the season on the podium.

(Further explanation, only 10 people raced in elite, with only 1 racing every single race… meanwhile 70 people raced sport, with 9 racing every race… hence me getting 9th overall… and I calculated the points, I woulda got 2nd in elite).

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Really? I wanted to get my wife a flat bar gravel bike (because she wanted a mid-90s MTB). I got my wife a Liv Devote (Giant Revolt) with an AL frame 2x9 Sora (then converted it to flat bar) and it was $1500 this spring That was a pretty decent buy.

I probably could have gone sub-$1k with a road tire bike and lesser gearing. That FX Sport would have made my list if it was out. She needs the lowest possible standover height (mini-person), so the Giant would have probably still one. BTW, riding a 48cm flat bar gravel geo bike when you’re a 58cm guy makes you feels like a circus bear on a tricycle.

I also just bought a Deore AL XC bike, that was just a bit more. “Lower end” athletic-type bikes are 1) $1600 is the new $1000 entry point. 2)Lower end specs components are better than the 2015 $1600 bike.

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I was interested until… I noticed the one-piece cockpit.

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A friend of mine was looking the other day for fitness bike… So a flat bar bike with decent components…his budget was about 1k…

So I showed him this…

So, it is possible to make a decent bike for around 1k. Trek and many other don’t care. As long as they sell, they will continue to push forward with pricing. And that’s ok, they are a business and they can do what they think is better for the business.

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Hope you guys know Spanish…

Stages of a race…

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That is a nice bike at a good price with excellent bits allaround. Even in 2015, that would have been well priced.
Only does 32c and had too high of a Standover for my case.