Your responses to each in five words or less please Chad? 
ETA : or anyone who feels like providing a meme response to any or all of Chad’s list is definitely more than welcome!
“It depends…” might as well be the “42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything” version in this world 
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Changing Cycling Memes and Jokes from “Tracking” to “Normal”
I sometimes call it “squirrel” to really annoy pedants.
Remco: If you fart just before the sprint you will fly
First post in this thread. Forgot my belt today so I’m going to be annoyed by pants that feel loose on my waist but look like they are jeggings on my thighs.
Haven’t worn a suite for at least a decade. What do pleads do aside from looks?
“Are you calling me fat?!?”
No, just bottom heavy🤣
Don’t panic!
Which tends to make you look like you own the best bike in the world (makes you look like you have ‘wood’). 
Nice line, @mcneese.chad, but 42 was the wrong answer or “What do you get when you multiply six by seven?” was the wrong question!
Actually, the correct ultimate question about the meaning of life, etc is: How many roads must a man ride down? OR: How many Vogons does it take to change a bike tyre?