Cycling Memes and Jokes

Can you imagine that dude having to relive that shot to the nuts as a gif for the rest of the internet? He probably will have a mental breakdown. That hurt me just watching it

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The poor SOB who’s got the job to remove those hubs all day long at the factory

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the people greasing the threads

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Me: moves a single muscle

Garmin Connect’s Training Readiness:

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I was going to buy that DVD box set but then found out most of the music is gone due ot copyright issues. But, but, but… :astonished:

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Best tool purchase: A Milwaukee 1/2" battery powered impact driver. Oh so awesome…

EDIT: The one I have has been discontinued, but this one looks nearly the same, and is still currently available.

Used it to disassemble a hub that had an insane amount of loctite in it. :flushed: I’ve got an M12 one too, but it’s just no match for the M18 power.

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13 hours of recovery recommended

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Watching the Giro. My wife walks into the room as they are showing the breakaway.

My wife asks: “Are those the maids?”
Me: “Maids? … Ah, you mean the domestiques. Eh, no.”

Whenever I’m watching bike racing or Formula 1, my wife’s response is to sing “The wheels on the bus go round and round …”

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:rofl: too funny!

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Stolen from a Facebook page. You just need to believe :rofl:

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@Justafatguy: “Every bike is a gravel bike if you believe in yourself.”

This guy:
pennyfarthinggravelbike

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:rofl: please don’t sue me!

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Probably just a bad tire choice. With a good tire, 49ers can roll over just about anything.

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I’ve seen folks using fat bikes in TTs. It has to work both ways right?!

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IIRC, at DAMn in 2021, Chase Wark rode a Venge with a rear disc wheel. 240 miles in 12:14.

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Mine says she can feel her IQ falling. :man_shrugging:t2:

And I was at a race where the winner had drop bars on their fat bike. The commotion at the finish line as he smoked everyone else was pretty weird. I thought someone was literally on fire as they crossed the finish line. I think they were quite a bit farther ahead than the second finisher too. Never thought to use drop bars on a fat bike. I didn’t get a look at the setup, but wonder if the rider could end up kissing that front tire. It was a very rough course so thinking that drop bars could shift the CG farther forward could encourage a claim on ones dental insurance. But they won, and in big time fashion.

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Pics or it didn’t happen. :rofl:

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