Obviously there’s also the green “alien hotdog relish” skittle, and the orange “7/11 queso jet” one. It’s like the aerosol cheese of candy.
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I know what all of these words mean individually, but I never expected them to come together in such poetry.
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Clearly intended for “nonhuman biologics”
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That’s how we beat the aliens: we tell them mustard flavored Skittles are normal.
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Love the hilarious overthinking! Been there, done that.
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Now, let’s try a whole handful of the entire mix 
A coworker had a bag of peanut M&M’s to share, I would put in a few Sour Skittles, Now Mustard ones would be better
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After seeing myself on a YouTube race video, I couldn’t help but think of this.
How I imagined I looked racing my bike:
What I actually look like racing my bike:
I’ve just come to the realization I’m never going to look good riding a bike.
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Man same, every time I see myself in pics at a photographed event, I just look like a dadbod mouthbreathing nerd lol
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Wait… You guys clean your cassette?
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The cabling on those shifters are an embarrassment, but no one cares how athletic you do or don’t look. 
After seeing my finish line photo available for purchase on an event’s website, my first thought was “How much $$ to make the picture go away!”
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The process is quick and easy? 
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100% relatable
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Now do mustard. Sugar and cramp prevention. Plus it comes in an easy squeeze bottle.
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