Cycling Memes and Jokes

A few threads in the forum mention us cyclists being too focused on minutiae, for marginal gains. Now, let’s layer in being a software developer (I used to do that for a living, so I’m calling myself out on this as well) and up the stakes.

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Just saw this on Hacker News and came to post it. This is peak party pace and sounds good once he can get his on-bike setup to solve that last step.

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F = MA for the win!

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Not gonna lie, I’m really tempted but at what w/kg does leopard print become an acceptable fashion choice?

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Any. DO IT.

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I think if your watt/kg is extremely high, or extremely low, these are suitable. The IDGAF statement for different reasons

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This is the rule of Cipo!

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None. But do it anyway. :joy:

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If you’re into gravel racing and find yourself in tall grass and want to sneak up on and pass the guy in front, this is acceptable.

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I’d want cheetah print, leopards just lay around all day. But wait, I can’t sprint. So I need something that just goes kinda hard all day.

Ants. Great W/kg and fatigue resistance. Where’s the ant kit?

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Dung beetle!!

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You may well find yourself getting pulled into doping control very frequently

Lots of people will mistake you for a cheater…

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That was very punny

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Ooooooooooooooooohhhh, the paaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnn…

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh…!!!

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Pogi would never treat Majka like Jumbo is treating Kuss . . .

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