That has to be right up there in data junkiness.
“Honey, what exactly are you doing?”
“Comparative stats on our hamster’s performance. Did you know she improved 3.4% in km/day last year? I think we should find a coach for her.”
I assume it’s a carbon wheel, right?
I really want to give this a Thumbs Up, but on the other (tiny) hand… 
Did you set the correct diameter for the hamster wheel or were you assuming the hamster was powering a bicycle wheel?
No check for you
do dentists get a check too? (asking for a friend who wants an F12)
Now here’s a policy I can get behind. But…$10,000 for a new bike is great, but n+1 you know. Why not $20,000 for 2 bikes!
If you run for office, you have my vote! 
To all who asked,
Sorry, no pics, the poor girl died last year
Never weighed her and no power meter
Composite plastic wheel
Set the computer to the measured 12" wheel in mm
The computer was a ~15 year old Cateye Double Wireless. Mounted the head unit on top of the cage, receiver on the vertical arm holding the wheel and superglued a rare earth magnet to the body of the wheel.
Every day or two I would check the odometer.
If it’s not on Strava, it didn’t happen.
Actually published.
Hopefully with the new group ride feature, Waldo can find some friends to hang with.
That is so xkcd.
Listen to this:
