Cycling Memes and Jokes

Coworker: so what did you guys all do last night after work?
Me: only had enough time to ride 20 miles by the time I got home

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I used to get the same reaction when i would say… “I had an easy 10 mile run this morning”

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This is still an oxymoron to me. I’ll take the easy 50mi ride instead. :+1:t2:

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Good topical humour.

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Credit: jocko willink

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That’s going to be one long bike ride.

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My whole family were pretty heavily involved in endurance sport growing up, so I always thought that was fairly unremarkable.
A while back my partner and I stayed at my parent’s house for a couple of months, and he was apparently quite intrigued by the outfits, the amount of pasta and coffee consumed on an average weeknight, and exactly how long a “2 hour bike ride” can really stretch to- to the point of providing some rather David Attenborough-esque commentary.

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For the people that have FTP over 400W:

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The top of the wheels are moving forward at 2x the speed of the bicycle - but they can’t if the bike is moving at the speed of light. Just that part fries my brain if I try to think about light-speed cycling.

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Things that slow down time:

  1. Traveling at the speed of light
  2. Gravity
  3. VO2max intervals
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TRUTH!

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I did Spencer +2 earlier this week and it was truly awful. 3 minutes have never felt so long.

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And yet while they slow down time, they also speed up time during the rest interval. We need to get a physicist on this!

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The rate of time alteration may be like a sine wave, that follows the progression of intervals.

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With rounding, one can actually go back in time… Great scott…

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My toughts about shimano: ZomboMeme 19052020112723

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You must be a Campagnolobro #respekmuheritage

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Have you tried those levers? they are pure sex from a function standpoint. Hands down, the most comfortable out there! Everyone I’ve talked to that has tried them says Shimano just needs to make that their lever for everything.

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