Had it yesterday morning. Did it going up the Alpe du Zwift - that always helps, as you can target physical points (just get to the next turn, you idiot…), and you eventually get into see-saw with a couple of riders (you pass them during the 9-min sets, they pass you during the 6-min recoveries) and those events also help you go along (come on, idiot, there’s that guy you pass every set, he’s just 15 seconds ahead, push). It actually went a whole lot better than the previous time.
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Yeah, I picked manual turns in Zwift, but used riders as rabbits and routes for pushes. Really helps me to do that and push thru. The last set was me pretending I was in a 2-rider breakaway, with longer pulls (2m over) and short recovery (1m under) and it was very motivating.
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Ok, maybe not a meme, but this guy is having a horrible day assembling new BMC for AG2R Citroen. Maybe he really hates integrated cockpits or he is disgusted that a french team will ride on a swiss bike…
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If ya gunna fake the handwriting, might ask well as for the full 100 watts of FTP bump. And an additional 1k watt bomb sprint.
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The Georgia version of the Lego set would need 11,780 pieces.
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Can we stick to “Cycling” memes and jokes, per the thread title?
There are more appropriate threads for those non-cycling memes and jokes.
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I’m in! 
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Can I get one that goes the distanCe?
And not sure I’d take an electric bike near big waves…
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Distanse/DistanCe. It sounds more fancy when you say it like that.
He’s looking for his friends who didn’t show up for the group ride.
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^^^obviously doesn’t know much about bicycle or truck prices for that matter
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Is a $2000 bicycle what unemployed people ride?
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No. They ride $600 bikes.
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How do they afford di2 or carbon rims at that price?
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Just finished my training session…
Derbyshire police can’t fine me if they don’t see me…
(UK users will understand).
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I’ve literally had guys in big jacked up trucks pull up, admire my bike, and ask if it’s likely more expensive then their jacked up truck, hahaha
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