OK, in the spirit of silliness…
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EASY: Coach Chad is seriously a GREAT guy
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MODERATE: Coach Chad is pretty cool & I want to buy him a micro-brew
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HARD: Coach Chad is kinda mean. But he’s doing it to make me faster, so it’s OK
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VERY HARD: Coach Chad is not nice! What does he have against me???
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ALL OUT: Coach Chad is pure EVIL!!!
Somebody, get me help… right NOW!!! 
I want a refund, TrainerRoad! 