Chamois Cream is a rip off?

Baby Aqueous if you’ve extra sensitive skin, as no sulfates. Aqueous Cream did ultimately irritate my skin as a moisturiser, less so as a soap substitute (as I used it for years before discovering Silcocks Base).

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I’ve always used assos but it lasts me far longer than a couple months. But that’s because I ride outside 1-2 days a week and indoors when I’m riding 1-1.5 hours I don’t use chamois cream.

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:flushed: Yes, the ASSOS creme does have a ‘cooling feature’, like the first time I used it, WOW!! :cold_face: that region… I actually squawked and the wife wondered what happened. ‘Oh nothing’. :laughing: :upside_down_face: :crazy_face:

Assuming that you’re using this as an anti-chafe remedy, here is the one that works best for me…and it’s cheap compared to other alternatives:

It goes on similar to Body Glide but does a better job in my opinion.
One of these sticks will last me around a year based on 3 times a week use. Here in Canada we used to be able to buy it at MEC (a national outdoor store) which is where I first heard about it. I now buy direct from this website.
Consider giving it a go if you’re looking for something different.

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I can’t believe how many of you are using Noxzema! After I unclench, I will be thinking about this thread for a long time . . . . It’s hard to tell from all your usernames, but I wonder whether this is a guy thing. Anyhoo. I use the giant tube of Chamois Butt’r. It’s very thick and provides long-lasting friction relief. The “his” and “hers” kinds are practically indistinguishable, IMO. Neither has any noticeable cooling/mentholated/spicy properties.

Gold Bond Medicated Baby Powder for rides under 4hrs.

Zinc diaper cream for rides over 4hrs.

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Why? It’s Noxzema :blossom: not Noxiouszema! :skunk:

Hah, I’m sure it smells great!! It just doesn’t seem like it would play well with any sensitive skin or membranes, like touching hot peppers and then your eyes. I would love to hear whether any women are doing this.

If your chamois cream is ripping off…you are using it wrong!

I’ll escort myself out.

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Not found anything better than Gold Bond Friction Defense for anti chaffage purposes, and the stick format, as with similar products like Splax, Body Glide etc, is very convenient!

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Saddle Butter
:peanuts: :chipmunk:

Weird how your body gets used to it. Like you say, the first time was quite the experience but now i get nothing :person_shrugging:

As for it being expensive, I find that the most practical advice is to experiment with how little you can get away with applying.

Personally I need to use it most rides to avoid sores but I was surprised by just how little I actually have to use each time.

I was going through multiple (2, 3… 4!?) tubs a year but now i can make do with one.

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Assos creme has been my favorite as I’ve pushed riding volume this year. When I was riding less anything seemed to work fine. It’s not really that expensive compared to everything else in cycling.

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‘Mud flaps on the Lamborghini.’

Heard at a conference: ‘He has a Lambo, but bought the mud flaps at K-Mart! :’ And the floor mats too. Like putting Tiagra on a Colnago frame?

Same. But why? It was such a thrill the first time.

Joe

Less of a rip-off? … Today’s Special Assos Chamois Creme - 200ml [1390920] (biketiresdirect.com)

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that’s $100 for the same volume as $20 for the udder cream. That’s the point.

Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m riding on Noxzema.

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The skin cleanser?

That’s the stuff. Chris Horner brought it to peoples’ attention. I find it effective and economical.