Lucky he didn’t attack the frame too!
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Is that covered by “crash replacement” policy or should the bird hit the wheel first?
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Oh so true.
but with that diet the W/kg will be awesome!
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It’s a mavic wheel so it’s a carbon fairing bonded to an aluminium rim. I expect if the parrot finished the job the owner would be left with a perfectly functional Kysirium.
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Looks like it’s not even carbon but just some type of foam to make the wheels look carbon.
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swim = time / 100m
Bike = miles, I just can’t get my head around km.
run = depends on the mood.
This does not help on TR or TrainingPoeaks.
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I wonder where one finds recipes to cook parrots.
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Parrot owner: “My gawd, did my parrot do that to your bike ?!?”
Bike owner: “Yeah, it seems so - but no worries, it’s not even carbon but just some type of foam to make the wheels look carbon.”
Parrot owner: “Ah - that’s a relief, I was sure you’d be mad at me or something. “
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Pretty much every country that has converted to metric still uses some of their old system in day to day conversations - I remember being in France and asking for half a kilo of apples, the old lady serving me repeated: “un poid des pommes” quite literally “a pound of apples”. France converted to the metric system in 1795! She was old but not that old 
I’ll use a mixture of metric and imperial: I’m 1m80 tall with a 42" chest. The one thing that I haven’t used for maybe forty years is Fahrenheit, I’ve almost lost the mental ability to convert it to Celcius. In the last twenty years I’ve only heard one person in the UK use it in conversation.
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I’d like to propose a new metric for the recent humidity in my area. No more of this % nonsense.
The air in my gym on Thursday morning was 4/5ths to being water. Saying it was 80% humidity doesn’t do it justice.
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On Amazon?
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Even when I ask google, it gives me chicken in ingredients. Lol
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Wait, surely the text is mixed up in this picture, right? RIGHT? 
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