For the first time ever I totally just snorted milk out of my nose. Kudos.
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Lol wut!! How are these things related 
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At first I thought he meant “bidon” but now I’m thinking I should maybe get a bidet?
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I’ve used one in the Middle East for six months. I’d get one for the house in a second if I didn’t think my wife would say, “Right! That’s it. Get out.”
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I’m thinking you can just combine the two and squirt yourself with a bidon?
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It all makes sense now.
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Tom Doumoulin’s bike.
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Chad likes us all the most…his finger must be hurting:
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Haha man nothing like having a clean surface for chamois cream before a ride. It’s a game changer!
Surely to any sensible person, using water to clean yourself is better and more hygenic than using some dry paper. Better for the environment too. Spent a lot of time working in places where either toilets with attachments or just a handheld showerhead are commonplace.
You see bidets in a lot of 70s bathrooms in the UK but they went out of fashion. A crying shame I think.
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Crying? I’d check the water pressure you’re using 
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Saw this kitchen magnet advertised online @Nate_Pearson
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Where exactly are you putting the chamois cream?
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We seamlessly transitioned from Zwift -TR merger jokes to Bidets… this group thinks outside the box.
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If you use a hose or power washer to clean your bike, and you time when you wash your bike properly, you won’t even need a bidet
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Right exactly where I need it. I thought this was a no judgment zone?!
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No judgement. I’ve never used chamois cream.
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