As good a summary as any…
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“I used to chase segments here back in high school. That railroad crossing up there is exactly a quarter-mile away from here. On green, I’m going for it”
“I don’t have friends….I have bikes”
“I live my life a 40k at a time . Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team, and all their bulls!t. For those 53 minutes or less, I’m free.”
“Ask any racer— any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning.”
Didn’t even have to make any changes to the last quote to make it about bikes…
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If you ain’t first, you’re last.
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I neeeeeeed a Talladega Nights type movie about velodrome racing.
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“Plain and simple, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. You know, nobody can hang with my stuff, I’m just a big hairy American winning machine” -Ricky Bobby
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I Live My Life one 60s @ 130% FTP interval at a Time
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Not velodrome, but have you seen Tour de Pharmacy?
So, so goood! 
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Actual lol
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Screenshot for those that havent seen it. This makes me laugh everytime I
see it.
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I feel attacked.
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Me too!
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true for too many people here 
(including myself)
but that’s what you get on a forum for a training app, not many dirtjumpers here I guess
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BMX racing this season, DJ for fun and practice and a former MX racer in high school. Still air it out on the MTB too.
Despite all that, the meme above is hilarious.
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Maybe we need a thread for proper dirt/MTB? 
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