Cycling Memes and Jokes

[Geronimo]

I’m not 100% convinced you didn’t make up half of those.

[OneSully]

YSK, Don’t go near wild Koalas, They have very sharp claws and could fuck you up.

[Helvellyn]

@OneSully

They have very sharp claws

… and chlamydia. Riddled with it. Degenerates.

[MaudeD]

OK I think we need a new world on Zwift! Australia with all the things… Kolas… Maggies…. Seaguls… Can you imagine…

[miro.rides.bikes]

Every time I tell my girlfriend a story how I nearly missed a KOM again…

[Announcement]

for those who had watch yowamushi pedal, it is real ! for those who haven’t, please do…

[simon-trimon]

Wahoo to come out with the Swoopr

A set of sharp spikes sit above the riders head ready to drop down as the virtual magpies attack!

[Announcement]

[PusherMan]

YEAH!! Bloody cyclists!!

shakes fist at the air

[asteryx]

red eye indicates which one is a vampire’s thrall…

[ajsds66]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiFW8yvjG-u/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY%3D

[killroy123]

Finally

[Pbase]

[robcow]

What’s a grandfathered plan? How old do I have to be?

[jzhowie]

Too soon?

[PusherMan]

So that’s why my breathing becomes laboured during Grandfathered VO2 sessions

[Pipipi]

I’ve been trying to work out how many carbs there are in a dollar bill?

[Justafatguy]

Not recommended, too much fiber

[Jolyzara]

It’s happened.

[Pbase]