13 Likes
I am thinking of making a bike computer that you can choose any units you like. First of all i am bring back the good old Cubits and the good old Chain, if you like you can select the perch,pole or rod.
I am also thinking of keeping things simple. It will give you the time you started riding the finish time . You know the distance because you ridden the same ride so many times, you then just work it out yourself the average speed. 
4 Likes
Would “light year” be an option?
3 Likes
How about parsecs?
4 Likes
Along with these other greatest hits:
"What is FTP… really?
“POL vs SST vs PYR vs TRAD vs BLAH-BLAH-BLAH”
“What do I do after I get sick?”
“Why doesn’t my power meter match my trainer?”
“What should I eat/drink before/during/after workouts?”
17 Likes
Just don’t mess with the What Beer are you enjoying? - #1004 by robcow thread! That’s serious business.
1 Like
Your responses to each in five words or less please Chad? 
ETA : or anyone who feels like providing a meme response to any or all of Chad’s list is definitely more than welcome!
2 Likes
“It depends…” might as well be the “42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything” version in this world 
17 Likes
15 Likes
Changing Cycling Memes and Jokes from “Tracking” to “Normal”
2 Likes
I sometimes call it “squirrel” to really annoy pedants.
5 Likes
Remco: If you fart just before the sprint you will fly
2 Likes
First post in this thread. Forgot my belt today so I’m going to be annoyed by pants that feel loose on my waist but look like they are jeggings on my thighs.
35 Likes