Queue up Sarah McLaughlin “Angel”
Hat tip IG profile SWRiding
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Welcome to Men’s wearhouse, how can I help you?
Looking for some pants for a wedding.
Any thoughts on color or style?
Not sure, just no pleats.
eye gaze down…
Sir, you’re gonna need pleats.
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Haven’t worn a suite for at least a decade. What do pleads do aside from looks?
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Not a suit guy either, but basically just allow for some extra fabric especially for sitting.
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“Are you calling me fat?!?”
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No, just bottom heavy🤣
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Don’t panic!
Which tends to make you look like you own the best bike in the world (makes you look like you have ‘wood’). 
Nice line, @mcneese.chad, but 42 was the wrong answer or “What do you get when you multiply six by seven?” was the wrong question!
Actually, the correct ultimate question about the meaning of life, etc is: How many roads must a man ride down? OR: How many Vogons does it take to change a bike tyre?
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Technically ‘How many roads must a man walk down’ was rated ‘not bad’, but not the question.
Arthur Dent: Just wait a sodding minute! You want a question that goes with the answer for 42? Well, how about what’s six times seven? Or how many Vogons does it take to change a lightbulb? Here’s one! How many roads must a man walk down?
Lunkwill: Hey, that’s not bad!
Arthur Dent: Fine. Fine, take it. Because my head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I’ve ever wanted an answer to - is she the one? The answer bloody well isn’t forty-two, it’s yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy.
Trillian: That’s a good answer…
Lunkwill: Rubbish, we don’t want to be happy, we want to be famous!
Fook: Yeah! What is all this “is she the one” tripe?
Lunkwill: Take his brain!
And brilliant: The Book: Presidents don’t have power, their purpose is to draw attention away from it.
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Plot twist: “I got it for you so we can ride together!”
Outcome: he’s still dead.
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I just replaced my bottom bracket because my chain was bad!
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“I just bought some new Shimano Ultegra ‘Snappy’ pedals”
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