Cycling Memes and Jokes

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Billy, it’s time for you to figure out what makes you happy! BILLY, YES!! GREAT BIKE CHOICE!! I can help you set it up to fit you, and let’s go riding!!

(Yeah, that’s the gist of that, but saying it makes me feels…) There are things that money can’t buy, but happiness, I think, CAN be bought, if you choose wisely.

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are you ready Runner 5?

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Was looking at super cheap aero bars on amazon and stumbled across this review pic:

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:roll_eyes: BUT I was watching a movie the other night, and it had a daughter grabbing her bike to go for a ride, and the drops were set so that the bar ends were turned around, and pointed up! OMG!! :face_with_peeking_eye: :roll_eyes:

Can’t remember the movie because shortly after that it got even sillier and ridiculous and we quit it and looked for something better. (Betelgeuse Betelgeuse was pretty good)


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OMG! I think you have finally fixed my problem of not remembering which way the clock goes and when! Thank you.

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We got this message from our lawn service today. Apparently even our lawn is carb loading :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Not for me :frowning:

To me forward is like further forward in time. So when someone wants to delay a meeting, I think that is putting it forward. Where as everyone else thinks bring it forward means make it earlier/sooner.

Have I undone the effect of the meme enough yet…?

Too late, the clock ticked 5 today and the first thing I said was, “Good grief it’s pitch black out there I’d better get on the bike!”.

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Oh man! I thought we were friends?! It made sense to me and now circuits in my head are steaming. :joy::joy:

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My wife keeps telling me we save an hour when we fall back. But my body feels like it’s losing an hour of sleep when I get up at 5am and it think it’s still 4am.

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And just like Rogain, it only works on someone else’s lawn, and not yours.

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It’s not too dark, you’re too far north! Move south, there’s more sun down there…

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That’s spring. Fall means you get up at 4 and think it’s 5. And getting that last hour wrung out of the alarm clock (and your mind) is torture…

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Only in the winter. In the summer we get extra hours of daylight compared to you southerners.

(I would gladly trade for it not being dark both when I start and end work in the winter).

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‘We don’t have time for Starbucks!’ :man_facepalming: There was a sequel planned but no one would touch it after that one. I wonder what it would have been like/about.

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