Cycling Memes and Jokes

Guilty! One Water Bottle Cage… Water is heavy and can be found on every Group Ride just in time for a Refill… Carrying the Light Powered Electrolytes in Tiny Amounts in Plastic Packets that are single grams!

Honestly, I just did it for an experiment and that is my Only Weight Weenie Crime. Rest of the bike Looks Good but weighs a Ton in a Size 59 cm. Try being 196 cm and find a frame that fits ! :wink:

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Haha! I’m a 48cm and hit weenie numbers without too much effort. (as long as i don’t bring too many jellybeans…)

48cm?

You are 48cm tall?

This must be part of the ‘Joke’ part of this thread!

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Surely Strava before bicycle?

This is so me :rofl::rofl::rofl:

48cm bahaha not funny :grin:

Whaddya mean? :thinking: That is actually me.

29 days of snarfing carbs and cuttin’ down each and every Blue Block of Doom trying to storm my pain palace. :grin:

This next upgrade we all need

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Wife just sent me that same link. Welcome to cycling memes and jokes, dear! :roll_eyes:

Mandatory image prior to every Ramp Test in the app from now on… :joy:

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That’s mildly disturbing.

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Needs a 10% beer in left hand

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That’s not a sword, it’s a bottle opener.

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nothing convinces me more that a video is funny, than to actually put the word funny in the title :laughing:

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I guess cutting a couple rotor bolts is actually a world cup strategy. I don’t recommend, but I read that.

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Leave spaces (in mount holes) to win races! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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all right. done. how many do actually i need at an absolute minimum? 2 right!?

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