Best meme ever 
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That’s the one great thing about doing only indoor rides – extra fat doesn’t slow you down! Woot!
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Me: Dragging my butt home after doing outdoor workout with intervals
GF: Hi honey, did you have fun on your bike ride?
Me:
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Sepp Kuss won an eRace?
We officially live in Strange Times!
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This one is SO true! By watts/kg I should be fine in the C race but man, I get dropped immediately!
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Sometimes I just feel like dropping down to C just for the fun of staying with the group without killing myself… Obviously I wouldn’t contest the win. Not that I could ever contest it, because I realised that C sandbaggers are stronger than any legit B rider
Dropping another one so I don’t go OT:
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Nope! Meme has it right, if your FTP is not >15% higher than your last test every time than you are a worthless dingleberry hanging on the butt of the cycling community and your suffering has brought no worthiness to your soul.
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… or your next Ramp Test.
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If only we could hire someone to do the first couple of weeks of new-FTP workouts for us!
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Every Monday night… 
When doing IT support back in the early 90’s I was shocked when a user actually asked me where the key was.
Had another user didn’t realise you could lift the mouse when you ran out of desk space and was using hand held books level with the desk top to travel further on the screen.
Another use asked why is my mouse not going up the screen when I push forward. She was holding the mouse at an angle.
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These are classics!
But best question I’ve heard FROM IT support was when a friend of mine complained that pdf-printer was not working, “have you checked there’s paper?” the IT support asked. What can you say 
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I asked my dad how he knew the washing machine is irreparable. He said he had to open the door with a crow bar.
Off topic I know. But sometimes he wants to help me with bike maintenance 
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There’s a brilliant quote (I forget where I heard it 
) but it goes:
‘remember son, I taught you to use a spoon. To feed yourself.’
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Off-topic. During university I had a year working for one of the major oil companies helping with the development of oil and gas detection equipment for oil rigs (accidental on-platform releases that might lead to a fire). The circuit boards were being made by a subcontractor. On a conference call my colleague asked if the boards had been soak tested. There’s a delay, then the response: “But they won’t work underwater”
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