I don’t even know what that means, but I like it.
Needs an
E. “What’s a Battle?”
I will do my best to translate this for you…
How do you know if someone is vegan?
Don’t worry – they’ll tell you.
How do you know if someone is a triathlete?
Don’t worry – they’ll tell you.
How do you know if someone is a vegan triathlete?
Don’t worry – they’ll tell you.
All of this while you are trying to watch Game of Thrones, in peace.
To add to the above
How do you know if someone is a meat eater ?
Don’t worry - they’ll tell you a vegan joke.
And then they’ll say “I tried going veggie once, but missed the taste of meat.”
Only answer when someone says they are vegetarian or vegan is: “Did I freaking ask?” 
I do the same when someone mentions eating a dead animal. 
I once knew a dude who was adamant that cauliflower screamed when it was cut off the stalk.
So there’s that. 
Memes?
There’s the old Jack Handey classic.
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
Literally my favorite Jack Handey!
My other favorite is “If you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man they’re gone.”
Dude. Are you me???
Not that I’m aware of.
No joke. No meme. All awesome.
That’s simply astounding 
NO! 