Hello everyone,
After years in the lab, we have finally developed the perfect combination of human red blood cells and testosterone in the scientifically-backed 2:1 ratio. Using AI red light - green light, our machine learning algorithms can automatically send an overnight shipment in anticipation of red days. Endorsed by WADA.
I saw a youtube video from brosciencecycling.com that said the 2:1 blood testosterone was way outdated. They said if you aren’t doing 4 parts testosterone to one part red blood cells, you aren’t even trying.
Does this shift my ISM zone 2 from tempo to threshold?
Will Garmin sell a handlebar IV bag-holder so I can get fresh infusions while riding? Us masters need all the help we can get.
You can also use your sealant injector syringe if you don’t have the bag setup.
What about the syringe from my brake bleed kit? Will it matter if it is mineral oil or Dot fluid? Asking for a friend.
No, but I could see them developing a small infusion pump that fits under an edge computer. Park Tool would have an IV pole that costs three times what anyone else sells one for, but it will be blue…
