Cycling Memes and Jokes

Okay, as long as floor peaches aren’t like road apples.

or those currents you see sometimes on the grass verge

@JustinDoesTriathlon i enjoyed this… (I also need credit for sharing as per 2:15)

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Hahah thanks. Don’t forget to enter code HYDRATED at checkout! :ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand:

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As a gravel grinder, this one hit.

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This deserves a poll:

If your age group only has one person in it, does it still count as winning?
  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

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It absolutely counts! I can only control me, why should my achievement be diminished because no one else cared enough to show up? LOL

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If you are the only one in your age group does that also mean you came in last place?
  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

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Yup, you also came in last place, but you’re not a loser!

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If everyone else is on the couch you’re the winner, and they’re the losers.

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I hit ‘yes’ on the first poll, then saw the second poll. :exploding_head:

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My last race in 2019, I finished 174th. So naturally, “a top 174th finish”

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Often times when my wife and I are on a road trip I’ll point out things like “I’d like to ride up that hill” or “This pavement is really smooth, bet it would be great to ride on” or “It would be interesting to know that road goes”

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Lol, I do this on trips all the time, “I’d love to do this climb”, or “this road looks like fun”. My friends just look at me dumbfounded, and comment on how insane I am.

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What about the “I have ridden along here” or “it’s a lot steeper on a bike”

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Lew Hollander “made a living” out of being the only one in his age group. All he had to do was finish an Ironman and he would go to Kona in the over 75 age group. I saw him once in IMFL. He was running with 4 hot girls running next to him escorting him through the run. That’s when I thought, “I am definitely not doing this correctly.”

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Courtesy of The Onion

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The standard joke when I truhiked (GA->ME 2001) was that at Springer Mt., if you dropped an M&M you would let it go. By Damascus you would pick it up, dust if off, and eat it. By the Delaware Water Gap you would pick it up and eat it without dusting it off. By the Whites you would you pick it up and eat it without dusting it off, then go digging for any you might have missed.

(Wasn’t far from the truth. I lost 40+ lbs while thruhiking. Those were the days!)

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